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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

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