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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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