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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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