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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

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I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

I have an abundance mentality. When people are genuinely happy at the successes of others, the pie gets larger. - Stephen Covey

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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