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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I have tried to keep on with my striving because this is the only hope I have of ever achieving anything worthwhile and lasting. - Arthur Ashe

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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