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Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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