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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown


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