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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

We always kept in our hearts the most noble, beautiful feeling that sets human beings apart: hope. - Manel Loureiro

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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