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Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. - Martin Luther

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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