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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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