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This Is A Window

Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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