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Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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