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This Is A Window

Guidelines for door-challenged employees

This Is A Window thanks to Mike King

How to safely make it to your office

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Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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