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I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

A word to the wise is infuriating. - Hunter S Thompson

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

If silence be good for the wise, how much the better for fools. - Talmud

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Conscientious Woman: One who never breaks a confidence without first imposing the strictest secrecy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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