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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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