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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

There is properly no history; only biography. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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