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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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