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Thrilling Read

Catching up on a literary classic

Thrilling Read thanks to Keith Blake

Even more inspiring than 'Phenomenology of Spirit'

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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Missing Mother-In-Law

I'll Be Right There

Flower Frame Heels

Studley Tool Chest

Dr. Hedgehog

Enjoy The View

Locks Of Love

Redneck Speed Bump

Save A Tree

Baby Papaya Crossing

So You Want A Day Off

Mexico Will Pay For The Wall

Behind Every Man

Truck Driver Birth

Motion Picture Selfie

FearBusters

Holy Day Inn

Fat Friend Prayer

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Nutella Face Lotion

Men in Denim

I Have No Time For Your Kisses, Woman