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Tiananmen Square Protest

When push came to shove

Tiananmen Square Protest thanks to Mel Hardman

What really happened in the Square on June 4, 1989

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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