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TieTanic

Many wealthy men on the Titanic wore ties to history

TieTanic thanks to joe-kster

100th Anniversary of Titanic tragedy on April 15, 1912

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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