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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

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You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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