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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

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You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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