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You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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