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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

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Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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