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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton


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