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Time Management

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Time Management thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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