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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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