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Today's Unemployment Line

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi


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