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Today's Unemployment Line

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Today's Unemployment Line thanks to Keith Blake

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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