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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

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I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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