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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

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We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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