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Toddler's Swing

Little Johnny wasn't little enough for this swingset

Toddler's Swing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some swings are just too tempting

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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