Tooth Loss

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

We live on the leash of our senses. - Diane Ackerman

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain