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Tooth Loss

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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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