Tooth Loss

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com