QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown
My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee