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Topographic Sink

Orienteering activities for the bathroom

Topographic Sink thanks to Keith Blake

Contour maps going down the drain

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Without geography, you're nowhere. - Jimmy Buffett

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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