QuotaBillsA slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison
When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias
When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin
Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli
When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle