#1 humor site on the 'net

Tree Artists

How nature touches up a face

Tree Artists thanks to Mel Hardman

Painting by a special tree

Tree Artists thanks to Mel Hardman

If trees could paint, they'd paint the Joe-kster

QuotaBills
Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


Dumped Truck

SnowCut

Umbrella For Two

Sink Drinker

Pilot Lounge

Pedal Operated Washing Machine

Just Chillin' Out

Bee Prepared

Work Siesta

Cold Books

Zebra Keyboard

Sing It Out

Cold One

Cheerful Trees

Rooftop Steps

Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Nemo Found at Japanese Sushi Bar

Painting The Center Line

Kitchen Recycling

Work Not

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Car-nage

Noah's 2021 Ark

First Dodge Ram