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The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and bones. - Henry David Thoreau

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb


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