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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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