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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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