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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Reactive people are often affected by their physical environment. They find external sources to blame for their behavior. - Stephen Covey

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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