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Tree Tattoo

Are you falling for or rooting for this tattoo?

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tattoo Root SystemBrain Dead - lost its foliage

Elena turns over a new leaf

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Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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