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Tree Tattoo

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Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Brain Dead - lost its foliage

Tree Tattoo thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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