Typewriting While Driving
What texting was for Grandpa's car
Driver safety with few cars on the road
First recorded case of distracted driving
QuotaBillsHistory is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford
Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver
There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton
The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde
If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright
History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke
History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy
Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke
History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell
U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know. - Harry S Truman
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright