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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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