Typewriting While Driving

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking