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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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