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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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