QuotaBillsTime is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman