Unattended Children

I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar