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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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