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Unattended Children

A warning to distracted parents

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

What to expect if you let your children roam around

Unattended Children thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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