Underwater Plane

Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend