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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Gone with the Wind

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

What if there was no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

He who was honoured yesterday, and stops practicing today, will lose tomorrow. - Unknown

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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