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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Gone with the Wind

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. - Spanish Proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today. - Benjamin Franklin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Tomorrow doesn't matter for I have lived today. - Horace

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow. - Doug Firebaugh

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

If we lived for tomorrow will always be just a day away from being realized. - Leo Buscaglia

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

When you accept who you are today, you can create who you want to be tomorrow. - Unknown

He who was honoured yesterday, and stops practicing today, will lose tomorrow. - Unknown

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

All the great opportunities of life are opportunities of today and not of tomorrow. - Clarence E Macartney

Urgency makes the difference between practitioners, proclaimers and procrastinators. - Richie Norton

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday, I have today and I know Him who holds tomorrow so I know tomorrow will be beautiful for me. - Jaachynma N.E. Agu

Felix trembled, but he did not repent. Felix was a victim of tomorrow. If today has slain its thousands, tomorrow has slain its tens of thousands. - Clarence E Macartney

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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