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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. - Steven Wright

Rabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today Europe, tomorrow the world. - Adolf Hitler

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

After all, tomorrow is another day! - Gone with the Wind

Tomorrow do thy worst, I have lived today. - John Dryden

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. - Thomas Jefferson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Tomorrow doesn't matter for I have lived today. - Horace

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We don't realize how wonderful today is until tomorrow. - Amish Saying

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - Dale Carnegie

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow. - Horace

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

This is the best day the world has ever seen. Tomorrow will be better. - R.A. Campbell

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Who knows whether the gods will add tomorrow to the days already passed? - Horace

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When you accept who you are today, you can create who you want to be tomorrow. - Unknown

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Urgency makes the difference between practitioners, proclaimers and procrastinators. - Richie Norton

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow. - Unknown

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Never do today what you can do tomorrow. Something may occur to make you regret your premature action. - Aaron Burr

You are today where your thoughts have brought you. You will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. - James Allen

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I preach as though Christ was crucified yesterday; rose again from the dead today; and is coming back tomorrow. - Martin Luther

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Felix trembled, but he did not repent. Felix was a victim of tomorrow. If today has slain its thousands, tomorrow has slain its tens of thousands. - Clarence E Macartney


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