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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. - Steven Wright

And in today already walks tomorrow. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. - H G Wells

What you eat today walks and talks tomorrow. - Esther Blumenfeld

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. - Spanish Proverb

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today. - Benjamin Franklin

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

I never put off till tomorrow what I can do the day after. - Oscar Wilde

What if there was no tomorrow? There wasn't one today. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

We don't realize how wonderful today is until tomorrow. - Amish Saying

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow. - Vincent T. Foss

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The cross comes before the crown, and tomorrow is a Monday morning. - C S Lewis

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

When you accept who you are today, you can create who you want to be tomorrow. - Unknown

He who was honoured yesterday, and stops practicing today, will lose tomorrow. - Unknown

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

All the great opportunities of life are opportunities of today and not of tomorrow. - Clarence E Macartney

Urgency makes the difference between practitioners, proclaimers and procrastinators. - Richie Norton

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

You are younger today than you ever will be again. Make use of it for the sake of tomorrow. - Unknown

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

If you do the things today that others won't do, you will have the things tomorrow that others won't have. - Les Brown

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Felix trembled, but he did not repent. Felix was a victim of tomorrow. If today has slain its thousands, tomorrow has slain its tens of thousands. - Clarence E Macartney

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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