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Uplifting Water Dispenser

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Uplifting Water Dispenser thanks to Jim Serritella

Counting on your friend for a drink from the water cooler

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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