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Urban Thug Anatomy

Sketch artist reveals identity of Da Hood

Urban Thug Anatomy thanks to Howard Chapman

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts


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