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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition. - Fidel Castro

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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