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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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