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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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