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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Getting no message is also a message. - Unknown

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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