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Urgent World War I Message

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Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Ordinary tradegies of war - Archie Bunker

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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