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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. - John Adams

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I am all fro conversations, but you need to have a message. - Renee Blodgett

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde


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