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Urgent World War I Message

Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets

Urgent World War I Message thanks to Keith Blake

More reliable than early radio communication systems

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

A war still rages over the legacy of the 1960s. - Camille Paglia

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The true champion loses many battles before winning the war. - Unknown

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

He's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured. - Donald Trump

Only when holiness and worship meet can evil be conquered. For that, only the Christian message has the answer. - Ravi Zacharias

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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