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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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