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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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