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Value Added Cheese

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Value Added Cheese thanks to Keith Blake

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Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

I have learned to hold popular opinion of no value. - Alexander Hamilton

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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