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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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