Wake Me At Noon

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash