QuotaBillsLet fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb
There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman
I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim
If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash