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Wake Me At Noon

Pleasant dreams in the canine world

Wake Me At Noon thanks to Keith Blake

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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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