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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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