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Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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