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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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