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She never oversleeps

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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