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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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