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Walk Sign Ending

Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian

Walk Sign Ending thanks to Mike King

What happens at the end of the road

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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