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Playing along with the traffic lights

Walk Sign Guitar thanks to Mel Hardman

'Pick'ing a good spot for en-light-en-meant

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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