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Playing along with the traffic lights

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'Pick'ing a good spot for en-light-en-meant

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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