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Walk Sign Timing

The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights

Walk Sign Timing thanks to Mel Hardman

Stepping up to a new green light cycle

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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