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Walk Sign Timing

The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights

Walk Sign Timing thanks to Mel Hardman

Stepping up to a new green light cycle

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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