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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Good Line: The shortest distance between dates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Betrayed: Ready to go through the cafeteria line. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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