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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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