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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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