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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Line: The shortest distance between dates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. - Casey Stengel

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. - Rick Wakeman

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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