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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

Practice makes perfect in the Learner's Lineup

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

There's a fine line between the Method actor and the schizophrenic. - Nicolas Cage

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

A good story is at its best when the line between truth and fiction remains ambiguous. - Leicester Hemingway

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed. - Gordon Parks

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran


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