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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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