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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

Walk The Line thanks to Barry McCartney

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We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

There's a fine line between Numerator and Denominator. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers


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