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Walk The Line

Little Johnny started walking at an early age

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I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. - Dave Chappelle

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph M Sockman

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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