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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Earn all you can,
Spend all you can,
Save all you can,
But for heaven's sake,
Give all you can. - John Wesley

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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