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Walkway To Heaven

Bridging the gap to paradise

Walkway To Heaven thanks to Mike King

On your final journey home

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Many might go to Heaven with half the labor they go to hell. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a nice plump missionary. - Oscar Wilde

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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