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Backing up your best friend

Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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