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Water Buddies

Backing up your best friend

Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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