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Water Buddies

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Water Buddies thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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