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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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