Water Painting

Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer