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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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