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Water paintings on water

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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