Water Short

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler