QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown