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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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