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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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