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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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