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Water Wigs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Water Wigs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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