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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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