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Weather Forecast Toaster

A slice a day keeps bad weather away

Weather Forecast Toaster thanks to Keith Blake

Your morning toast now comes with a weather report

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. - Clint Eastwood

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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