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Week Sales for the Weak

How to extend shopping days

Week Sales for the Weak thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Not enough time to get your shopping done?

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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