QuotaBillsThe first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I find forgiveness to be really healthy. - Ben Affleck
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison
Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso