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Welcome To Scotland

When you need a ride, ah'm no' in service

Welcome To Scotland thanks to Keith Blake

Bus transportation in the Scottish Highlands

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor


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Casualty Way

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