Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners
Watered down version
QuotaBillsAnd isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. - Jose Maria de Eca de Queiroz
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle