Whale Pose

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler