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Whale Pose

Close encounter with a sperm whale

Whale Pose thanks to Jim Serritella

Photographer with a nose for scenic pictures

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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