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Whale Pose

Close encounter with a sperm whale

Whale Pose thanks to Jim Serritella

Photographer with a nose for scenic pictures

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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