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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free; if our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed. - Edmund Burke

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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