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Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

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A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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