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What A Deal

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What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

It isn't the big pleasures that count the most; it's making a great deal out of the little ones. - Jean Webster

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong


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