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What A Deal

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What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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