What A Deal

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer