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Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

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Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

A pin has as much head as some authors, and a good deal more point. - George D Prentice

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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