What A Deal

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer