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What A Deal

Something smells fishy at the Fish and Chips shop today

What A Deal thanks to Keith Blake

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own. - Chinese Proverb

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh


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