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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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