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Fate is character. - William Winter

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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