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Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln

Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Whatever happens, take responsibility. - Tony Robbins

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I'm for whatever gets you through the night. - Frank Sinatra

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have a right to believe whatever we want, but not everything we believe is right. - Ravi Zacharias

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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