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Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Whatever I have given, I have gained. - Leonard Nimoy

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

Whatever you are, try to be a good one. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

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