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Whatever you can, count. - Francis Bacon

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

You're afraid of your own anger. - Kristin Cashore

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held


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