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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. - Mark Twain

Whatever happens in life is fine - just trust in that. - Orlando Bloom

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Whatever you think you are, you are always bigger than that. - Gino Norris

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. - Cicero

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Dependency arguments often come from elites - either aid agencies or governments - and say something about attitudes to poor people. - Paul Harvey

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

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