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Xerophyte: No argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Thomas Paine

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Whatever it is you're scared of doing, Do it. - Neil Gaiman

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

Lapel: The only tangible thing to be grasped in an argument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions. - Oscar Wilde

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

Whatever is my right as a man is also the right of another; and it becomes my duty to guarantee as well as to possess. - Thomas Paine

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky


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