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Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. - C Simmons

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. - Emily Bronte

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Whatever the status quo is, changing it gives you the opportunity to be remarkable. - Seth Godin

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions. - Oscar Wilde

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. - Bertrand Russell

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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