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Whatever you can, count. - Sir Francis Bacon

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame. - Benjamin Franklin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Everyone believes very easily whatever he fears or desires. - Jean de La Fontaine

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry. - Abraham Lincoln

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame. - Rod Steiger

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason. - Publilius Syrus

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing. - Oscar Wilde

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. - Mark Twain

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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