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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diarrhea: Journal of daily events. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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