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Why Helmets Work

Deflecting a power-full pitch

Why Helmets Work thanks to Keith Blake

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

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Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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