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Why Helmets Work

Deflecting a power-full pitch

Why Helmets Work thanks to Keith Blake

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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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