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Why Helmets Work

Deflecting a power-full pitch

Why Helmets Work thanks to Keith Blake

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Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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