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Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

When advice isn't exactly your vice

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns thanks to Steve Sanderson

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Counsel: Advice with a price tag - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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