Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Don't give advice unless you're asked. - Amy Alcott

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder